23
May
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
timelord-pendragon-ofbakerstreet:
Stealing posts isn’t going to make people follow you, it’s going to make people think you’re a shady bitch
And killing people won’t make them like you. It’ll just make them dead.
What
My design 221b Baker Street is available to purchase at https://www.unamee.com/ for the next 48 hours for the low price of only $10 so get one and tell your friends!
Ok this is just priceless! Want!
22
May
*hides good snacks from family members*
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
(Source: l-ucia)
This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
i swear the only thing i could think about when jennifer lawrence fell at the oscars last night was that somewhere in a dark room leo dicaprio whispered at his tv screen “i wouldn’t have tripped”